Land Sharks: Myth or Terrifyingly Real Awesomeness?

[Sharkey]

Any chance on running into such an elegant creature on the coastline?

[RangerKeenan]

Hello Sharkey,

This was a tough one for us. While it is only natural to want to include the glorious Land Shark in the game, we weren't sure we could fully do it justice in this environment. How do you balance for something so dominant? It's basically a "game over" button.

It was agreed that if we could bring ourselves to add a land shark, it would certainly be pantsless.

[McDougle]

"DONT GO IN THERE! ITS A LAND SHARK! YOU WIIIIIIILLL DIE!" written on the door of its hideout/whatever ... in blood... a lot of blood... problem solved.

[Sharkey]

Hello Sharkey,

This was a tough one for us. While it is only natural to want to include the glorious Land Shark in the game, we weren't sure we could fully do it justice in this environment. How do you balance for something so dominant? It's basically a "game over" button.

It was agreed that if we could bring ourselves to add a land shark, it would certainly be pantsless.

Ha, I love this answer! Any love of Land Sharks (especially pantsless) is most pleasing to the members of Macho Yintit's Society for Pantsless Land Sharks. We shall remain ever vigilant for their (hopeful) day of reckoning...

[Drool]

How do you balance for something so dominant?

You just need this guy:

[Ronin73]

How do you balance for something so dominant?

You just need this guy:

You just need to carry around a large supply of air tanks, I mean it worked in Jaws and all

[Woolfe]

You just need to carry around a large supply of air tanks, I mean it worked in Jaws and all

You may need a bigger boat however!

[Rat_Herder]

How do you balance for something so dominant?

You just need this guy:

If I can give him a pipe and a gimpy leg, you have my vote.

[McDougle]

Give the land shark the pipe!

As long as he smokes some... substances... he might not even instakill the party...

[TΛPETRVE]

[Ryan Keokuk]

Ok, if you do land shark with no legs

please do it with lazers

It has to be a Dr. Evil landshark mech-lazer shooting monstrosity.

If its going to be pulp fiction goodness go all out, have one or two tentacles to get land-shark-topus.

If you've gone land shark you've got to go land sharktopus.

If you've jumped the land-sharktopus, you might as well put a bear paw on one of the tentacles so you get full blown bear-land-sharktopus. Needless to say this slippery slope is all debauchery and just calls for shark to be guarding vats of high quality beer.

[Zeful]

Hello Sharkey,

This was a tough one for us. While it is only natural to want to include the glorious Land Shark in the game, we weren't sure we could fully do it justice in this environment. How do you balance for something so dominant? It's basically a "game over" button.

It was agreed that if we could bring ourselves to add a land shark, it would certainly be pantsless.

Make it a boss. The final boss.

[clearer]

A real live landshark http://mc4bbs.livejournal.com/237963.html (air version... well.. airshark then)...

Ok, if you do land shark with no legs

please do it with lazers

It has to be a Dr. Evil landshark mech-lazer shooting monstrosity.

If its going to be pulp fiction goodness go all out, have one or two tentacles to get land-shark-topus.

If you've gone land shark you've got to go land sharktopus.

If you've jumped the land-sharktopus, you might as well put a bear paw on one of the tentacles so you get full blown bear-land-sharktopus. Needless to say this slippery slope is all debauchery and just calls for shark to be guarding vats of high quality beer.

Carefull: falling into said VATs would turn you into some sort of psionic cyborg creature, bent on turning everybody into super beer enhanced shark/human mutant to save everbody from themselves.